Thursday, February 9, 2012

It's the Army for you my lad?

My eldest boy Cecil has a peculiar interst in flowers and states he wishes to become a dress designer. now we all know that is not possible so I have signed him up for 13 year in the Parachute Regement. My questions are is 13 years long enough and should i tell his mother?

It's the Army for you my lad?
Gad sir, you have let him off lightly.



What does his mother have to do with decisions between father and son?
Reply:let him do as he pleases!!!

if he really wants to be a dress designer, then dont squash it
Reply:Like the song says,If you have a daughter bounce her on your knee,If you have a son send the blighter off to sea,Dont saddle the parachute regiment with him,Shove him in the navy.
Reply:You should be at work good sir!!! I would strong advise that you reconcider the parchute reg and maybe the marines instead!!!
Reply:Now pull yourself together, you're showing your humble origins. Act like an aristocrat even if you did win your title in a game of poker.



Your eldest will take over the family titles and estate. Humour his eccentricities but remind him that he has a duty to marry and produce an heir (it should only take a few minutes of his time).



Number 2 son gets sent off to the army. Number 3 goes to the Church. If you've got any more, they'll just have to flog life assurance.
Reply:You must be very loving at heart.



My son was packed off to the Foreign Legion for life , because he refused to chastise a servant providing a rather poor service to his father.
Reply:your going to deny him his dream because you can't handle it. That is so sad...look at the big picture, he may one day have his designs worn all over hollywood and become very famous...then who is going to look after you when your old and feeble and in a nursing home...
Reply:as Cecil is now only 4 I think 13 years is just a little of the mark...if you wait leave him there until he is 18, then you will not be responsible for him when he returns



... and my god man, do you still need to run all past your wife.. i thought that day had gone
Reply:I'm afraid, dear Sir, he will end up using parachute material to make some trendy new uniforms for his regiment and be kicked out before you can say "tally-ho"!
Reply:Have you thought about a BA cabin crew career for the lad?
Reply:omg why did you have kids? let him become a dress designer, before he starts designing army uniforms
Reply:The army won't be able to do much with a nancy-boy like him. Flog his hide, then seek the services of a "lady of the night" to put him on the straight and narrow. If that doesn't make a man of him, have him committed to a lunatic asylum, old chap
Reply:I guess there could only be one dress designer in the family,huh
Reply:Dear Sir,

Thank you so much for making me laugh, I am quite bored at the moment, that's why I'm browsing Answers !

Peculiar interest in flowers...lmao ...fantastic !! ;0
Reply:What? Why would you do that? Let him peruse dress design! The army is respectable, but he has a passion, don't crush it.
Reply:lmao...I bet people buy into this one. you are so funny. I love some of the question you post. I bet you are a lot of fun to be around.
Reply:Wind up merchant
Reply:I knew a catapillar called Cecil is he your son?
Reply:Dude, you can't sign someone else up for the army.


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