What is the Best way to acheive the Buddhists state of heavenly bliss..i.e. NIRVANA?

How do you know you have reached Nirvana?? is it when:



1. You are free from all attachments and are at one with the universe.



2. When you realize that a Buddha is merely dry horse dung!



3. When you know the nature of a tree falling in a forrest... or how a gateless gate needs no oil in its hingeless hinges.



4. When you finally accept the gift of the red hot coal that an Abbott offers to you



5. When you've thrashed and exhausted Bleach, Nevermind, Incesticide, Outcesticide, In Utero... before you finally arrive in NY at a small stage with candles and flowers...where you hear the dulcet sounds of an acoustic guitar, and ... a quite peaceful and contented husky voice say "this is off our first record...."



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_apoJ0LL...



I say 5 is the closest you'll ever get??!!



What do you think?!

What is the Best way to acheive the Buddhists state of heavenly bliss..i.e. NIRVANA?
I'd say none of the above. (you didn't give that option Da*n!)

Pssst, ummm the site not working for me, again!!

I googled the lyrics,..and well,..

I acheived heavenly bliss, "Nirvana" if you will just recently, however it had nothing to do with Buddha, there was flowers, music

and you SliveD oN , xXOXx.



( in my imagination anyway, for what it's worth.)
Reply:Tantra.
Reply:Hallucinogens and meditation.
Reply:I don't desire to answer -grasshopper.
Reply:Smoke some pot