How bout this little jonny joke?

One day, in an effort to help stir up a class full of listless students,

Loretta asked the students to each come up and put on the blackboard

something that had caused a lot of excitement around their houses lately.



Of course, Dirty Johnny was the first student to raise his hand, but

Loretta knew he was going to write something dirty, so she called on

Nancy instead. Nancy went up to the board and drew a flower, stating

that the flowers they'd planted that spring were all blooming, and that

was causing a lot of excitement around their house. Loretta said,

"That's very nice, Nancy. Okay, who wants to go next?"



Again, Dirty Johnny is waving up a storm in the back of the room, but

Loretta doesn't want to call on him because he's going to write something

dirty. Instead, she calls on little Timmy, who goes up to the board and

draws a stick figure of an animal. "What kind of animal is that?" asks

Loretta.



"That's a puppy," says Timmy. "We just got one of those, and it's caused

a lot of excitement around our house lately."



"That's very nice, Timmy," she replies. "Who wants to go next?"



Now Dirty Johnny is waving more than ever; finally unable to ignore him

any longer, Loretta says, "Okay, Johnny, you're next."



Dirty Johnny goes up to the front of the classroom and draws a single dot

on the board.



"What's that?" she asks (afraid of what the answer is going to be).



"That's a period," answers Dirty Johnny. "My sister's missed two of those,

and you can bet that's caused a lot of excitement around OUR house"

How bout this little jonny joke?
good one.....excellent

very funny ..... loved it .....gave me a good laugh

.....good job.....keep up the good ones
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Reply:lol cutee
Reply:haha pretty funny u make it up urself?
Reply:LOL!
Reply:lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats is sooooo funny..
Reply:haha, this is a good one.